Botanist, sous-chef, dog father of two fur-babies. Not really, but legally that's how all internet bios are required to be written these days. We checked.
In brief, Carlos is a UCSB grad and Bay Area transplant that dreams of owning the San Francisco Giants but will settle for a day game in the shade with some garlic fries. On the show, he serves as the grizzled, set in his ways character that has seen it all and adds the context and skepticism necessary in a world full of the new and exciting. He's going to go out on a limb and say that this whole "Internet" thing may have legs.
Carlos Gomez has hosted 395 Episodes.
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Episode 395: Recycle Bin Nachos
February 3rd, 2026 | 1 hr 31 mins
Amazon Go as a concept may have been axed this week, but it gave way to the best SNL sketch ever so perhaps it was worth all the effort.
Also on the show: all eyes are on The Bay for the Puppy Bowl, Frasier themed Wi-Fi network names, and the great EV pullback. đŸ.
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Episode 394: Sternly Worded Letter
January 6th, 2026 | 1 hr 44 mins
Winston Churchill trying to cut the cord in 2026: âYouTube TV is worst vMPVD, except for all the others that have been tried.â
This week: our nationâs Semiquincentennial, EV road trippinâ, and smart locks take over The Sphere.đ.
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Episode 393: Let Vince Cook
December 9th, 2025 | 1 hr 35 mins
You know how on NPRâs âWait Wait Donât Tell Meâ, you used to be able to win Carl Kasell recording your outgoing voicemail message? A modern day version of that except itâs Patrick Fabian. Make it happen, Eddy.
This week: Carlos gets uncharacteristically riled up about movie theaters, Ryan takes his Peloton to Geek Squad, and the Apple Cart gets upset.đ„.
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Episode 392: Lucy With the Football
November 18th, 2025 | 1 hr 31 mins
What major Hollywood event would you get by crossing a grouch with Cookie Monster? Oscar Noms.
That oneâs for Reed. And Sal Saperstein.
This week: durable goods orders, George Stephanopoulos, and the Don Draper HBO Max meme comes full circle (this time in 4K). đș.
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Episode 391: Max Contracts
November 4th, 2025 | 1 hr 34 mins
âYou either retire an Angel or you live long enough to become the villain.â - Shohei Ohtaniâs biographer, probably.
Nah, he rocks. But fr, the Dodgers suck and no amount of World Series rings can change that.
This week: Fixer Upper Marin, max contracts, and two middle aged dudes kinda sorta embrace AI. đž.
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Episode 390: Podcast DVR
October 22nd, 2025 | 1 hr 31 mins
In an effort to juice sales, Apple is rumored to be reworking its in-store Vision Pro demo to swap out Encounter Dinosaurs for Immersive LeBron.
This week: cookie dunking with Pauly H., first class luggage warranties at coach prices, and Ryan tries and fails to pick Ira Glass out of a police lineup.đïž.
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Episode 389: French Fry Emissaries
October 8th, 2025 | 1 hr 40 mins
âYou might not like it now but one day when youâre older, youâll thank me for this.â Rivianâs CEO, probably.
This week: extreme couponing with premium travel cards, Roundball Rockâs return, and the nothingburger-est wearables update there ever was. đŠ.
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Episode 388: Costco Pants
September 24th, 2025 | 1 hr 37 mins
While the San Francisco âdoom loopâ was never real, we stan and co-sign the âboom loopâ comeback story. Itâs the 2012 Giants but with Waymos humming in the background.
This week: peanut butter creme (not cream, per legal), pumpkin spice Apple hardware, and SCDP tries to win the Heinz light switch account. đ«.
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Episode 387: Adventure Network
September 9th, 2025 | 2 hrs 8 mins
Get in loser, weâre driving down to the 280 to go watch an extended iPhone ad in Cupertino.
This week: Timmy C., the other Timmy C., and Carlos got an electric car. Zoom zoom. đïž.
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Episode 386: The Problem With Lounges
August 26th, 2025 | 1 hr 46 mins
Not trying to Matt Levine you here, but the modern American economy can be perfectly explained in two stories: Taylor Swiftâs engagement and the new Reeseâs Oreo.
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This week: banginâ sound on your next Alaska flight, the tragedy of Roomba, and televised sports. đ„.
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Episode 385: You Say Hello First
July 15th, 2025 | 1 hr 30 mins
Wait wait, Eddy Cue prints out his calendar like theyâre MapQuest directions in 1999? Are we getting this right?
This week: hypebeast coffee pop-ups, electric cars, and Wemo is Nomo.đĄ.
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Episode 384: Two Of My Favorite Brands
July 1st, 2025 | 1 hr 47 mins
Despite David Z.âs best efforts, weâre still solidly in a golden age of TV. Your favorite âfamously sparklingâ pod has fresh recs and picks just for you.
This week: Big Bird auditions for the âDie Another Dayâ remake, Etsy copyright infringement, and a ProPublica style exposĂ© of the Target App. đŻ.
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Episode 383: Pretend We Invented It
June 18th, 2025 | 1 hr 43 mins
Bears hibernate for the winter, sometimes podcasts hibernate for the spring. Whatâd we miss?
This week: escape room Google Sheets, demo day for real this time, and a quick check in with everyoneâs favorite increasingly problematically monopolistic fruit company. đȘ.
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Episode 382: Good Meme Bad Meme
March 4th, 2025 | 1 hr 16 mins
Every year we think weâve hit âpeak tenuously-linked brand integrationâ and year after year weâre shown that no, thereâs no lemon that a David Zaz-type wonât try to squeeze into a diamond.
This week: dank memes, TV for boomers, and asking Alexa+ to pour one out for Skype. đș.
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Episode 381: The Story is Money
February 12th, 2025 | 1 hr 42 mins
At this point, weâre like eighteen months away from the Property Brothers having their own cereal. Honestly itâs been a slippery slope ever since Reeseâs Puffs.
This week: TCLâs bush league OLED fear-mongering, Detroit style cookware, and the predictable end of the fast casual city challenge. đ.
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Episode 380: Sports Doom Loop
January 21st, 2025 | 1 hr 35 mins
This Sonos shakeup is the biggest corporate drama to hit the Santa Barbara area since the Silvergreens in Isla Vista closed.
This week: a change of Venu, entertainment centers frozen in time, and more intrigue in the fast casual running challenge world. đș.