Technically Correct

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

243 episodes of Technically Correct since the first episode, which aired on July 23rd, 2014.

  • Episode 227: Califoregton

    April 15th, 2020  |  1 hr 11 mins

    We’re all learning a lot during this pandemic. About ourselves, about government, about humanity. But also we’ve also learned something we already kind of knew: ain’t nobody buying Bubly®.

    This week: paper product supply chains, the Pepsi Universe, and an extremely specific reference for people who remember where North Hall Room 1110 is.

  • Episode 226: It’s More Than Double

    April 8th, 2020  |  1 hr 14 mins

    Sure, Top Chef gets the class-leading sparkling water sponsors like San Pellegrino, but where does that leave Bubly? Even the people at Last Chance Kitchen asked them to “pack their bubbles and go”.

    This week: cronchifying some potatoes, trying to remember how to spell Kracizynski, and watching as Sterling Cooper helps decade old startup Zoom navigate a PR crisis. 🥃.

  • Episode 225: Full Self-Pessimism

    April 1st, 2020  |  1 hr 19 mins

    In uncertain times, it's helpful to remember this ancient proverb: sometimes to keep moving forward, you have to stop at every green light.

    This week: the iPad gets some pointers from its brother Mac, Disney also finds time has no meaning, and pod listening habits in the shelter-in-place era. 🦠 .

  • Episode 224: Someone Moved Into Your House

    March 18th, 2020  |  1 hr 7 mins

    Um. Anything eventful happen while we were gone?

    This week: sleep is canceled, sports are canceled, outside is canceled. Bull market conditions for existential dread, tho. 📈.

  • Episode 223: Back to Sea

    February 5th, 2020  |  1 hr 12 mins

    It’s a shame Herman Melville isn’t still around to finish writing his magnum opus, Moby Dick 2: Watts in the Box. Or put another way: a multi-year journey through the world of travel chargers reaches its climax.

    This week: sleep shirts, subscription software, and Xzibit heard you like smart home hubs so he added a hub to your hub to control you bridges. 🤯.

  • Episode 222: What to Expect When You're Expecting a Second Hue Bridge

    January 28th, 2020  |  1 hr 11 mins

    Okay. Open Overcast. Tap play.

    "This episode will begin after a brief message from Tom Steyer..."

    Wait what the?

    This week: car dealership slogans, a Peacock gets its feathers, and we mark 10 years of the iPad not being very good. 😬.

  • Episode 221: Mail It To Yourself

    January 22nd, 2020  |  1 hr 18 mins

    Rumor has it that Amazon is considering a reboot of "Field of Dreams" but this time it stars Pete Buttigieg getting lost in a cornfield on his way to the next wine cave fundraiser.

    This week: encryption quid pro quo, paper towel math redux, and a special impeachment edition of Still or Sparkling. 💦.

  • Episode 220: No One Man Is a Kitchen Island

    January 15th, 2020  |  1 hr 21 mins

    Our podcast makes one guarantee: fall asleep to it for up to 100 nights and if you don’t love it, we’ll refund you your time. Really. Just draft a signed affidavit saying you didn’t laugh once and mail it to the Treasury Department, care of Steven Mnuchin. Terms and conditions apply, see our S-1 for details.

    This week: going to the mattresses, USB-C whale watching, and Ryan makes a troubling admission. ⌨️.

  • Episode 219: The Safeway

    January 8th, 2020  |  1 hr 19 mins

    In 1992, then President George H.W. Bush was forced to admit he didn’t know how much a gallon of milk cost, painting him as out of touch with the general electorate. In light of a recent smart home catastrophe, we want the 2020 candidates to answer two questions:

    1) How much is a 4-pack of AAA store brand batteries?
    2) How many Hue lights is too many Hue lights?

    This week: Carlos has a head cold, Ryan almost has his kitchen back, and LeBron thinks you need to Calm down. 🧘‍♀️.

  • Episode 218: I Sound Like Mitt Romney

    December 18th, 2019  |  1 hr 3 mins

    OH in Mill Valley: “This week is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This week is — wait did someone say affordable housing? Not on my watch. Get the Range Rover, Jeeves.”

    On this episode: transit trends, a circuitous burger conversation, and Carlos may or may not know what espresso is.

  • Episode 217: Christmas in December

    December 11th, 2019  |  1 hr 2 mins

    Okay, follow me here: it’s an alarm clock that orders a case of coconut La Croix every time you hit the snooze button. Boom: insomnia solved. Get Shark Tank on the phone.

    This week: ABC Family’s 25 Days of Christmas — but make it app updates, first class startup scandals at coach prices, and mulling over the new Mac Pro. ✈️.

  • Episode 216: Taylor Swift with Country Vibes

    December 4th, 2019  |  1 hr 11 mins

    When everything is bad, sometimes — if you wish hard enough, a hero appears. That hero is: Baby Yoda.

    This week: Ryan joins Team Fancy Camera®, Carlos kicks the tires on a Model 3, and the scourge that is Bublé station creep. 🇨🇦.

  • Episode 215: Upper Middle Class Phrase

    November 13th, 2019  |  1 hr 4 mins

    We take a couple of weeks off for some R&R and demo days and all of a sudden two new streaming services launch. Cord-cutters beware: the holiday season is nigh and it appears we have the power to double your entertainment budget at the drop of a mic.

    This week: Carlos discovers his true calling as a Trader Joe’s influencer and spills the beans about store mascots, Ryan outs himself as an unrepentant 12:30AM email sender, and an iconic coffee sugar bomb pairing is back. ☕️.

  • Episode 214: The Car Episode

    October 23rd, 2019  |  1 hr 25 mins

    We've accidentally pivoted to being Car Talk for people in the 25-34 demo.

    This week: the King James Version of the NBA controversy, Disney going hard in the paint, and feeding the customer sat machine. 🏀.

  • Episode 213: Thank You for the Shame

    October 9th, 2019  |  1 hr 29 mins

    Worlds are colliding. Joanna Gaines just installed Still or Sparkling® taps at her new coffee shop and we couldn't be happier. There's a 10% royalty attached to that branding though and we only accept payment in Chalk Paint.

    This week: backup shaming, infrastructure talk, and for the first time ever, we circle back, literally, to something from last week's parking lot.

  • Episode 212: The Lady Friend Knows a Parking Lot

    October 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 32 mins

    When Bryce Harper was traded to the Phillies by the Washington Walgreens, fans in America’s capital did not find it quite so Nice!. #expiredjokes

    This week: taking a number at the IKEA DMV, browsing the aisles at Target, and pondering the looming regulation of a 4,000 pound pack of batteries on wheels. 🚗.