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Episode 266: Potato Chip Finish

March 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 30 mins

We’ll get Blue Barn to stop calling sandwiches “sandos” if British folks agree to stop calling vaccinations “jabs”. Deal, Boris?

This week: food and beverage reviews, vine voices, and the lead barrister of AFC Richmond finally gets the recognition he deserves. ⚽️.

Episode 265: 25% of Everything

February 24th, 2021  |  1 hr 39 mins

This new generation with their dabbing and Tiktok will never understand what it was like in the 1990s. There was no Spotify. We had to walk uphill, in the snow, both ways to Fry’s to get a spindle of CD-Rs for our sick Sugar Ray mixes.

This week: chicken sandwiches, mass transit, and a more jacked era of the Gerber baby. 🍼.

Episode 264: The Bad Property Brother

February 17th, 2021  |  1 hr 42 mins

Up is down. Black is white. Congress is effective. Carlos had embraced the multi-pad lifestyle?

This week: barnstorming the HGTV vault, swiping on niche dating apps, and supercruising in the new Mach-EUV. 🚗.

Episode 263: Volt Bolt

February 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 37 mins

Sure an Apple Car might sound fine on paper, but how is your average driver supposed to flip it over to plug in the Lightning cable for charging?

This week: living más, steering the climate climate policy agenda, and going over the top in Waco. 🏡.

Episode 262: Edge Brownie

January 27th, 2021  |  1 hr 43 mins

Short squeezes over quiet sneezes all day every day.

This week: cable sports, ultra wideband figs, and the case for why Apple might give in and make the computer people actually want. 💻.

Episode 261: Bubly Drops

January 20th, 2021  |  1 hr 37 mins

New administration who dis?

This week: crimes against coffee and eggs, sparkling water bitters, and Apple's plan to restore dignity and decorum to the Mac. 🇺🇸.

Episode 260: Full of Analogies

January 13th, 2021  |  2 hrs 5 mins

Well, we certainly won't make the mistake of mixing up Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio again after this week.

This week: deplatforming, flight simulating, and America's favorite new game: bourbon or old timey candy? 🥃.

Episode 259: Sonos Tauntaun

December 16th, 2020  |  1 hr 29 mins

Excerpt from the Disney earnings call: “You get a Star Wars spin-off! And you get a Star Wars spin-off! Everyone gets a Star Wars spin-off!”

This week: Miami’s Gavin Newsom, NBA bubble coffee shops, and Tim Cook presses the thumbs down button on his TiVo remote.

Episode 258: This Chair Is Headphones

December 9th, 2020  |  2 hrs 1 min

Just in time for your long holiday car rides to distant family get-togethers, we have a special Max-sized episode for ya'll. Wait, there's a global pandemic going on? And you should all stay the h*ck home? Oh...

This week: Fieri chat, home audio talk, and the big deal that is WarnerMedia's 2021 streaming strategy. This is a good one. 🎥.

Episode 257: Buy Nice or Buy Twice

December 2nd, 2020  |  1 hr 38 mins

How’s the weather in Yountville this time of year?

This week: washing dishes is as easy as 1-2-3, picking an espresso machine for all of you but mostly me, and home audio upgrades for boomier Bublé around the Christmas tree. 🎄.

Episode 256: Stereo Pairs

November 18th, 2020  |  1 hr 45 mins

Capitalism is a fickle beast. Sure it’s why a health emergency can bankrupt a family, but sometimes Apple will only charge you 6x what something should cost instead of 12. So there’s that.

This week: beefy camera bumps, mid-Atlantic coffee chain merch, and your hosts’ surprisingly diametrically opposed takes on Apple’s new app store commission scheme. Email tcook@apple.com to let us know who is right. 🍎.

Episode 255: Onward and Sideways

November 11th, 2020  |  1 hr 24 mins

It’s time to settle the age old question of the what the correct viewing order is for newcomers to the Star Wars films.
The definitive answer is: Episode 4, Episode 5, The Lion King because Han Solo played Mufasa, the Clone Wars, the one with BB-8 bein’ all cute, and then maybe the one where Buzz Lightyear had a cameo in it.

This week: corporate money in elections, more on Apple TV+’s Theodore Lasso, and an exciting, much overdue product discontinuation. 🇺🇸 .

Episode 254: Candy Exurbs

November 4th, 2020  |  1 hr 12 mins

Quiet week. Certainly there was nothing anyone should have remember in November. Wait, why is everyone wearing a sticker...

This week: seven year old Carlos' pragmatic approach to Halloween, Still or Sparkling with Ted Lasso, and Price is Right rules on wool runner crab t-shirts. 🦀 .

Episode 253: Irish Siri

October 28th, 2020  |  1 hr 21 mins

Sometimes on a Sunday in between chores, it’s important to lie down on the couch for a minute to see how the Instagram Corgis are doing. It’s not scandalous, it’s called self care. #normalizesiestas.

This week: fancy camera-ing, recycling day market research, and a Disneyland for Tesla drivers except it’s in the Nevada desert to help them test their sketchy af autopilot software. 🚗.

Episode 252: Requires a Shimmy

October 21st, 2020  |  1 hr 12 mins

Variety has off-the-record sources that are totally not us reporting that Oprah and Tom Hanks are in a bidding war to buy the rights to the show for upwards of $220 million. The ball is in your court, Spotify.

This week: direct democracy, accidental Kalanick, and Quibi we hardly knew ye.

Episode 251: A BevMo Crossed with the DMV

October 14th, 2020  |  1 hr 58 mins

You have a new memory! "Existential dread for American democracy through the years."

Would you like to continue receiving those notifications? "No, thanks."

This week: yurt living in rural Idaho, buying wine at a MittMo in Utah, and a speed run through the October Apple event. 🍎.